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Equipe #6 - Senbonzakura | 千本桜 (IWA) [DISSOUTE]


Mar 27 Fév 2018 - 4:18

Membres de l'équipe



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- Jeune homme féru de vitesse et grimpant rapidement les échelons, il se dévoue corps & âme à la protection des autres.

- Le fait qu'il ait pris à sa charge plusieurs personnes montre une certaine volonté d'assurer une aide future non négligeable pour lui et le village, que ce soit au sein de la Police ou ailleurs.



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Senbonzakura




Chronologie


Année 202





En cours
CRIMES PASSIONNELS | Rencontre
Yomi, Botan, Sataro & Takumi

Les futurs membres de la Senbonzakura se rencontrent et doivent mener à bien une enquête mêlant disparition et meurtre.

En cours
AVANT LE DÉPART | Entraînement
Yomi, Botan, Sataro & Takumi

Les quatre shinobis ont été affectés à différentes missions et seront donc séparés. C'est le bon moment pour tester leur travail en équipe.

À venir




Incorrect Quotes



SATARO: Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day.
YOMI: Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
SATARO: ... I don't think that's how it goes.


TAKUMI: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do ?
SATARO: Bring three more chairs.
BOTAN: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
YOMI: Kill three.


BOTAN: Hey, wait ! I’m having one of those things- A headache with pictures !
SATARO: An idea ?


TAKUMI: Are you decent ?
YOMI: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.


YOMI: All in all, a 100% successful trip !
TAKUMI: Guys, we lost Sataro.
YOMI: All in all, a 100% successful trip.


TAKUMI: Aw you poor thing.
BOTAN: Don’t bring my financial status into this.


BOTAN: And how do you think you’re going to stop me ?
TAKUMI: I’ll tell Muramasa-sensei.
BOTAN: ...
BOTAN: You sick bastard.


TAKUMI: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
YOMI: We have three actually.
TAKUMI: Pick your favorite.


SATARO: You called Yomi and not me ?
BOTAN: When you have a crazy idea, you don't call the voice of reason.


YOMI: Personally, I blame you.
SATARO: How can it possibly be my fault ?
YOMI: Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can’t be right.


TAKUMI: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right ?
ALL GENINS: Of course.
TAKUMI: Tell me.
YOMI: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.
TAKUMI: ...
TAKUMI: No.


SATARO: It’s Yomi. No doubt, she’s going to say the most fiendish and heartless thing you’ve ever heard.
YOMI: What a lovely day.
SATARO: TAKE THAT BACK YOU FIEND !


TAKUMI: Botan, you’re overreacting.
BOTAN raging: ME ?! OVERREACTING ?!?!
TAKUMI:...
BOTAN:...
BOTAN: Yeah, you’re probably right.


YOMI: I know 200 ways to kill a man.
SATARO: You could glue a jar of rats to his face and blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way through his face.
YOMI: … 201.


TAKUMI: God give me patience, because if you give me strength, I might kill them.


YOMI: Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the whole galaxy the existence of the "League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness !"
BOTAN: You want us to be called "LOVEMUFFIN" ?


SATARO: I have problems with a girl…
BOTAN: Like “her dead body won’t fit in your trunk” problems or “you like her” problems ?
SATARO: … ”I like her” problems.
BOTAN: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.


BOTAN: I can not believe you.
TAKUMI: Botan, I can explain.
BOTAN: You're making ¥500,000 and only giving me ¥30,000 ?
YOMI: ¥30,000 ?? I'm only making ¥1,000 !!
SATARO: You guys are getting paid ?


YOMI: We need to distract the guards.
BOTAN: Right.
SATARO: What are you gonna do ?
BOTAN: I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them.
Botan and Yomi high five.
SATARO: ...
SATARO: Please no


BOTAN: You know, it’s at times like this that I really wish I’d listened to what Muramasa-sensei told me.
TAKUMI: Why, what did he tell you ?
BOTAN: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.


YOMI: Z is just a sideways N.
BOTAN: It’s 2am, please stop.
YOMI: Zo.


SATARO: So, how have you been, Takumi-sensei ?
TAKUMI: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.
YOMI: [enters the room]
TAKUMI: Oh look, there it is.


SATARO: You’re a very difficult person to manipulate, you know.
YOMI: Nonsense. You just have to promise me that I won’t have to do a thing, and then I’ll do anything you want.
SATARO: Anything ?
YOMI: Anything that doesn’t require doing anything.
SATARO: That’s nothing, then.
YOMI: Is it ?
SATARO: Yes.
YOMI: Well, that’s something.


TAKUMI: Botan, is this about the sandwich ? Let it go. You probably just ate the damn sandwich yourself and forgot about it.
BOTAN: So my sandwich is forgettable ? Listen, I make my own garlic and green onion cream cheese spread. That’s forgettable ?
[later]
TAKUMI: I ate the damn sandwich. I ate the damn sandwich for sure. The girl can cook. She can throw down. If she wasn’t gonna beat my ass, I’d go thank her.


TAKUMI: What do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation ?
SATARO: Contraception and education. Or laws that require every orphaned homeless kid to be adopted, so that everyone has their own kids without producing more babies.
YOMI: Or we could just fly all the extra kids to Mars.
BOTAN: Even better: the Hunger Games.
TAKUMI: Botan, no.


TAKUMI: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
BOTAN: Why ?
SATARO: Are you in a hurry ?
TAKUMI: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.


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